PJs

Few PJ's I often crack often untimely..

Q) What do you call a person who sees a Bollywood movie every week and makes an hour long documentary on it(film) ?
A) Aaj Tak journalist

Q) What do you call a person who writes Ratan Tatas biography ?
A) Mamata Banerjee

Q) What happens when you catch 'Common cold' ??

A) Your "Liquidity" increases

Q) What is common between Sonia Gandhi and Carla Bruni ?
A) Both are women :D

A journalist to Shibu Soren: Sir, when can we expect you to shave ?
Shibu Soren: I'm waiting for the steel price to come down.

News Time

+ Himesh Reshamiya sues AR Rahman for stealing you know what.. :D

+ Minor stone pelting reported at ICLs inauguration ceremony. Sketches reveal the culprits to be, Lalit Modi and Sharath Pawar.

+ Sania Mirza is Dr.Sania Mirza now.

+ Raj Thackrey made chancellor of a university whose motto is "Peace and Harmony"

+ Amar Singh wants to take CAT next year.

+ Researchers say Navjot Singh Sidhu is radioactive and can power 59 Indian villages.

+ Arjun Singh pens a book titled "How to be a sycophant par excellence"

+ And Mayawati pens "A guide on how to erect your own statues"