In a shocking development that turned tables around against India, Pakistan granted 'Honorary Citizenship' to families and victims (both living and non-living) of 26/11 Mumbai terror attack. "This politically motivated development obviously shocked Indian authorities" said a rather nonchalant Pranab Mukherjee. However, media men wanted further clarification on obviousness of this development.
Pak's Ministry of external affairs issued passports as well
"We demand full protection of our citizens" Asif Ali Zardiar said speaking to Karan Thapar, and continued "who visit India, especially of that on tourist visas. This is not the way. This is not the way. This is not the way." On further uncanny interrogation by ever outsmart Karan, Zardari confirmed this role in a upcomming Ekta Kapoor soap.
Shivraj Patil was as busy as ever changing his attier. "We are humbled" replied a taliban spokesguy, who simply seem to have lifted words from Obama's Inagural speech(I'm humbled) "by the recent developments. Alas our long time proposal has been accepted. We have also asked ISI to issue Indian passports to all perpetrators."
"After this, there is no meaning in pursuing bilateral dialogue and exhange of doisseirs. Now Indian need to check homegrown terrorsim. Kasab is from kottyam (kerla), others were from Mimbai, Delhi and Bangalore, as per official communication from Pakistan" said Shiv Shankar Menon. He hummed Masakali Matakali making exit from dias.
India clueless on how to react. Pranab Mukherjee reported saying nothing. Absolutely nothing. A highly placed -but unreliable- official informed India wants to reciprocate bu issuing Himesh, Arindam and Yeddurappa Pakistani passports.
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