Points against Indian Prime Ministerial Candidates

Rahul Gandhi:

Points against:

1: Too young.

2: Doesn't look like Barrack Obama.

3: Is obsessed with female names that end with "wati" (kalawati, prabhawati being prominent ones)





Lal K Advani:

Points against:
1: Too old.

2: Bald.

3: Mustache exceeds by full 0.0058 mm.

4: Doesn't look like Obama either.

5: Has a habit of scratching bald portion of his head

6: Has more than 4 points against him.

Dr.Manmohan Singh:

Points against

1: Is PHD.

2: A bit more educated by Indian polity standards.

3: Accused of being accused.

4: Wears sky blue colour turban all the time. Young people like flashy colours. He probably should try "Florescent Green"


Sonia Gandhi:

Points against:

1: Too fair to become Indian Prime Minister. People won't connect.

2: Nor is her English accent Indian enough.

3. Is related to Bapu.

4: Wakes up early in the morning and is sternly punctual.




laloo Prasad Yadav:

Points against

1: Too funny

2: Has spoken to people at IIM's, Stanford, Harvard, etc..

3: He has 2 O's in his name. Numerologists prefer 2 U's.

4: Accused of revamping Bihar's education and industrial sectors.

5: Doesn't own a IPL team.

Amar Singh:

Points against:

1: Voice is too soft.

2: Perhaps, should try at Indian Idol.

3: Makes face (as in pic) when ails from common cold.

4: His favourite man is Amitabh Bachchan.

5: Sex appeal quotient is greater than 1. Where as PM's are supposed to have in a range of 0.5 - 0.93.

Narendra Modi:

Points against:

1: Has an "Identity clash" with Lalit Modi.

2: Investor friendly.

3: Excessively secular.

4: Can't make face like Amar Singh (a major spoiler).






Mulayam Singh Yadav:

Points against:

1: Obsessed with Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking and Astrophysics in general.

2: Has 6 fingers in his right hand. See pic. Click to enlarge.

3: Published research papers in magazines like "Nature"

4: Sole responsible for invention of internet, television and LASERS.

5: Believed to be having a mansion on Saturn and somewhere in Andromeda.

6: Travels at twice the speed of light.




Kumari Mayawati:

1: Obsessed with statues of her own. She would probably prefer her statue for PM's job.

2: Accused to introducing a new branch of engineering called Social engineering.

3: Likes Italian food.

4: Looks like Mayawati.

5: There is no 5th point.


People who narrowly missed.
1. Sanjay Dutt
2. Md. Azharuddin
3. Sahabuddin
4. Md. Afzal
5. Raja Bhaiya
6. Karuna+Nidhi
7. Abhay Kuruvilla(ancient cricketer)
8. Ekta Kapoor
9. Himesh Reshamiya
10. Durga Naresh


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