"If Bapu (Gandhiji) would have been alive, his chest would have inflated -with pride- at least by 5 cubic feet after listening to Shri.Raj Thackrey's latest speech" said Durga Naresh "which he delivered at earthquake struck -in 90's- Latur." This Durga Naresh is a friend of mine and has innate interest in Gandhian philosophy and medeocritic political discources. He has been closely following Sri.Raj Thackrey since his childhood.
As my friend informed, Shri.Raj Thackrey gave a non-provocative speech, quite contrary to
public expectation and his reputation. The speech was later dubbed by media as "Raj Thackreys First Lecture." Media people creative and cleverly copying from "Randy Pausch's Last Lecture." Media reports confirmed -which include inputs from omnipresent Durga Naresh- the lecture lasted for about and hour and half, which again was quite contrary to his reputation.In his speech he talked at length about certain topics that i find outdated and Gandhian in nature. However i will try to present the key points cleverly made by him.
1. Firstly he spoke in many non-marathi languages
2. Welcomed people from Bihar and Uttar Pradesh
3. Planned to visit Bodh Gaya and exhibited interest in following footsteps of Buddha
4. Presented a in-depth analysis on "Importance of national integration and absurdity of linguistic divisions"
5. His ideal politicians were Laloo, Mulayam and Mayawati
6. Proposed a site to start a school for urchins and wanted Amitabh Bachchan to do the honours
7. Would recommend state government to send Kasab to a rehab center
8. He will send his boys to collect back the bottles thrown at Amitabh's residence
9. His men would take oath not to vandalize public property anymore
10. Alas he said "Please vote for MNS" which tech. obsessed junta took as MSN
He ended with "We all should live with peace and harmony. Our aim in life should be happiness" Claps, appreciations, citations and greetings followed. Now he's more popular than Obama. The Washington Post gave a fullpage coverage to this international sensation dubbing him "The New Peace Icon"
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You real or kidding about Mr.Thack's speech ? If its real, we have lost a great firebrand orator who stood for the diversity in unity ... sigh !
Waah No Signal! loved evry bit of bit!!!
@Nagster: Hey, forgot to add this standard disclaimer -- "Any resemblance to real people is purely coincidental." As far as reality is concerned, happily we still have Shri.Thackeray :D
@Abhishek: Thanks buddy :)
Let's all support North Indians i.e. UP-Biharis:
1. We should teach our kids that even if he is first in class then it won't matter since the jobs would be advertised only in UP and Bihar.
2. Parliament should only have people from UP and Bihar since they are first class citizens of India, while Tamils, Kannadigas, Marathis, Assamese etc are second class citizens of India and it is okay to ignore them.
3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from UP and Bihar.
4. Only Hindi movies should represent India, all other movies are alien to us.
5. Every person from UP and Bihar has the right to settle on your open and public spaces and build slums, and you have absolutely no right to question theam and if you do so then you are an anti national.
6. All central jobs must be given ONLY to those from UP and Bihar
7. Rest of India MUST pay the majority of the taxes but, the majority of the funds must go only towards UP and Bihar.
8. Let's not allow any MNCs to setup in UP and Bihar, why do we need them when we can go to Mumbai, Chennai, Bengaluru to work.
9. Let's stop using cell phones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas which are non Hindi. James Bond should speak Hindi.
10. We should be ready to pay for the corruption in UP and Bihar and these states must not be held accountable for any spending.
11. We should not allow any industry to be setup in UP and Bihar due to corruption and crime but when they are set up in other states then we must be the first ones to reach there.
12. Every major city in India must be connected to Patna, forget about the other stations but this is the most important station in the country
13. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die migrating to other states but we will never develop our own states.
14. Family planning - What is that ? It isn't meant for UP and Bihar, it is only meant for rest of India.
@Anonymous:
I was all eulogies, praises, appreciations and letters-of-recommendations.. huh! no recommendation.
I appreciate your COPY PASTE skills. Where did you learn that NIIT ..? Orbit ? Heck! They teach computers.
Your 14 point agenda/comment is anything but objective. Each of them can be counter argued. However, it ain't suitable as my notion of nation is far stronger than the language I speak or Geography that i live in.
Keep copying keep pasting! :)
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@ Anonymous(above)
No wonder, why people find Gandhian Ideas more relevant now.
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