LAPD on High Alert as Ajay Jadeja's popularity soars

SPECIAL REPORTER

Los Angeles: Ajay Jadeja(AJ) -the Jamnagar born, Jamnagar bred lad is causing riots in the city of Los Angeles. Girls going crazy, gays running aimlessly since the day AJ appeared on local television channel. Recent unconfirmed reports confirm AJ's popularity rose main folds in recent days in the city of Los Angeles. And as a precautionary measure Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) has taken note of the situation and has put 15 battalions on high alert. "Riots may break anytime" said a elderly looking police official.

A rather cool pose!

The gentleman AJ is truly a multi-dimensional personality. A natural sex-bomb. Long time back AJ was cricketer and I was a fan of his fielding skills until the indulgence in match-fixing took him down and reduced his sex-appeal -though mildly. However, the blue blood aggressively flowing in his veins reminded him of his warrior skills and one fine day he landed in NDTV's office and earned himself the critical yet skillful job of cricket expert. One can describe his life in two days; the day he fixed and the day he landed at NDTV. Some where in the middle of the two most defining days of his life was a rather simple leisurely day when he landed on a film set and even began to act. To his agony and publics ecstasy his film flopped and the chances of humiliation through association of his near's and dear's drastically dropped.

The progress is dangerous. As I speak things are getting out of hand for LAPD. "It shall be a epic struggle of epic proportions" said Andrew Smithson -his fan, sporting a t-shirt with AJ's face. Whatever be the reason of confrontation its a great one. His appeal is destined only northwards. Burger King named a burger after the legendary cricketer its called "AJ The AJ", it even has three variants.

After three paragraphs of confirming unconfirmed reports I must say that the regards I have for AJ are paramount like the last peak on graph. What next? A member of parliament ticket from congress ? Highly likely, wait for 2014.

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